My ever so interesting dilemas

Life is always full of fun surprises and interesting twists and turns to keep us on our toes... I wonder if ballerinas have such surprises, afterall, they are always on their toes....Now there is something to think about.

Dilema numero 1: why are boys so chicken? Why am I so chicken? I think I need some type of motivated unchickenized boost... maybe I should eat some beef... that's the opposite of chicken... I need to be more beefy!!

Here is my ode to Beef:

Chicken or Beef it's an ongoing qwest
to determine which is the best
Chickens are small, they make a funny sound
Beef is large and they moo like a hound

So wich is better, the chicken or the beef
this question has caused many greif.
I say we put the two to a test
We have them fight to see who is best.

But if my observations are to be true
The beefy cow will sound a moo
The chicky chicken will say cluck cluck
and that is when things will go amuck

The beef will charge with all his might
and the chicken will run because of fright.
So when you are offered chicken vs. Cow
I would reccommend to choose the one who knows how.

So what can we learn from this little rhyme?
The Beef beats the chicken anytime!!
So the next time you are faced with a choice
Stand up tall and raise your beefy cow voice!

Okay, so there is my Ode to beef... moral of th story... don't be a chicken!!
That is all I have for now. toodle-oo!