Friday, December 21, 2007

SNOWMAN

SNOWMAN

SNOW FALLS ON THE STREET
WHEN I SEE IT I I WANT TO TAP MY FEET
I WANT TO SING, I WANT DO DANCE
I WANT TO FROLIC, PLAY AND PRANCE

FOR WHEN IT SNOWS, IT'S A SPECIAL TREAT
FOR THERE IS SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE BEAT
I CAN TAKE A LITTLE SNOW BALL
AND ROLL IT UP REALLY TALL
I CAN MAKE TWO OR THREE
PUT THEM TOGEHTER AND YOU WILL SEE
A SNOWMAN FORMS WITH JUST THREE SNOW LUMPS
A CARROT NOSE, STICK ARMS AND TWO COAL EYE CLUMPS

I'LL PUT A HAT UPON HIS HEAD SO WHITE
AND WRAP A SCARF AROUND HIS NECK SO TIGHT
I'LL THEN SING AND DANCE ALONG WITH HIM
PERHAPS I'LL EVEN CALL HIM TIM

PLAYING IN THE SNOW, WE WILL HAVE MUCH FUN
UNTIL THE DREADFUL DAY WHEN HE SEES THE SUN
THEN HE WILL MELT INTO THE GRASS
A BIG PUDDLE OF WATERY MASS

I WILL MISS HIM AND PERHAPS SHED A TEAR
BUT THEN I'LL REMEMBER THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!
THEN I WILL MAKE ME A BRAND NEW BUD
WHO WILL SING AND DANCE AND PLAY IN THE MUD

HOW VERY EXCITING THE FALLING SNOW LOOKS
WHEN THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE, WHO NEEDS BOOKS?
SO THIS WINTER WHEN YOUR FEELING SAD
GO OUTSIDE, SNOWMEN WILL MAKE YOU GLAD!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Tis the Season to be Sick

As I sit here at my desk coughing, sniffling and trying to breathe out of one nostril, I came up with this little poem:

Winter time has finally come
the trees no longer make their leafy hum
The snow falls to coat the world in white
people are bundled up really tight
Decorations are hung and lights do glow
but there is something else you should know
While some are sing of Santa and mangers
I'm singing of the winter dangers
Because 'tis the season to be sick
no, this is not a trick
because coughing and sneezing are on their way
sniffling and sore throats will ruin your day
vitamin C, cough drops and tissues are your friends
you'll be glad when it all finally ends
and you can breathe not only out of one nostril, but two
and smell again the sweet Christmas stew
So remember and beware of the wintery cold
that preys on the young, and the very old
Because 'tis the season to be sick
Happy Winter from a groovy Chick!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Ugly face girls


So, me and my sister are really good at making ugly faces... my sister is especially good.. .and one day I hope to obtain the talent that she has. Here is one of the many ugly face pictures:

Monday, November 12, 2007

The ins and outs of Me

Well, my sister, Missy, just tagged me, Which apparently means that I now have to tell you 6 things about me...secrets, funny quirks, habits, interests, ect... and now I get to tag people too...so if you get a tag from me, you'll know what to do!

1. Well, you can probably already tell from reading my blog, but I like to write poems. Not just any type of peom, but funny poems...none of that gooshy stuff. I have to say that I've spit out a few good lines here and there. I quite enjoy it and some days I can get a few poems out of my little brain. So, if you have any topics or requests, send them my way and I will do my best to please you with my oh so fancy poetry mumbo jumbo.

2. I tend to make up songs and sing them while driving... Sometimes in Spanish, somtimes in English... like I'll sing Hey, you mister, you cut me off, but that's okay because I'm okay... stuff like that.. sometimes I'll rap it, or I'll rock and roll it, or I'll operah it... I know it's weird, but it's me!!

3. I'm a movie bum. I love movies!! I don't think I'll ever get sick of watching them. I just love love love them... Anything from Pride and Prejudice to Bourne Ultimatum to The Emporer's New Groove... I just love movies.

4. I call the my sisters things like Poopy head, diarhea soup, sissy poo, poopy, stinky breath, stinky, fart face, fart fart, pooper, pooper scooper, stinky poo, ...... the list goes on... it's a term of endearment... they love it! It's my way of saying, hey, I love you and you smell like poo. ha ha ha

5. I feel as though there is one thing that can make any ugly guy become extremely attractive... and that is the scent of Georgio Armani's Aqua Digio. I'm obsessed!! Me and my roommates would go to dances and I would be able to "sniff" out the good ones...oh I love it, I do I do I do!!!!

6. I often make up dances... not pretty preforming dances, but expressive dances... one year I made up a dance for my roommates to the song Walking in a Winter Wonderland... it was quite fun... I made it up as I went... they still talk about it. Perhaps this year I will do another....

So, there you have it... the ins and outs of me... now you have a tiny little glimps of how unbelievable crazy I really am... waha ha hoo hah ha ahehhe hhehhheee (that is my crazy laugh)